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Be near me when my light is low,
    When the blood creeps, and the nerves prick
    And tingle; and the heart is sick,
 And all the wheels of Being slow.

 Be near me when the sensuous frame
    Is rack'd with pangs that conquer trust;
    And Time, a maniac scattering dust,
 And Life, a Fury slinging flame.

 Be near me when my faith is dry,
    And men the flies of latter spring,
    That lay their eggs, and sting and sing
 And weave their petty cells and die.

 Be near me when I fade away,
    To point the term of human strife,
    And on the low dark verge of life
 The twilight of eternal day.

 - Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam A.H.H. L.

 

Apostrophes

I reckon the game is over, the campaign lost. Aberrant apostrophes are now so ubiquitous that one ceases to wonder at the expense that has gone into sign-written lorries and vans, flashing neon signs, corporate annual reports and, instead, one just waits for the first dictionary to declare this common usage and make it official. Does anyone even care that Ofsted, charged with maintaining rigorous standards in schools, sends out letters to thousands of schools where they say zero's when they mean zeroes (or zeros - OED has both) and O's when they mean Os?

Given that you could fill books with examples from people who should know better, perhaps we ought to concentrate on size. What is the BIGGEST aberrant apostrophe you have ever seen? So far, mine is a massive advertising hoarding stuck to the front facia of PC World in Swindon which read "HUGE RANGE OF PC'S IN STOCK". Send in your pics; size matters!

The reason the game is up can be illustrated by the reaction of an accountant who told me that there was nothing wrong with MP3's (as in lots of them), then accepted, reluctantly, that there was but concluded that because "MP3s" didn't look right, he would continue to insert the apostrophe

On another subject: this, courtesy of younger daughter