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"The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chillies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert. Right, and there should also be two or three newpapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music. All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked."

Hunter S. Thompson on breakfast

 

Assignment 5

This assignment was to write a short story of not more than a thousand words. The assignment can be seen here

Without the benefit of my notes (which have temporarily gone AWOL), the tutor was concerned that the initial date represented a diary entry, and that the writing was being done on that date. So he was looking forty four years prior to that date whereas I was writing 44 years after that date. He also wondered whether the first proper paragraph might be removed in its entirety. "As God is my witness" screamed Scarlet O'Hara at him, thus inappropriate. He suggested removing reference to the line length in the paragraph beginning "I held mine in my delta kite"